FYI SOME SERIOUS CUSSAGE (swearwords), SOME SERIOUS OPINIONS, BEWARE
for MATURE AUDIENCES 18+, so needlessly to say, if I hurt your feelings, I am sorry but this has totally been stewing for a LOOONG TIME!
Also, it's kinda long, so have some time... but to those who read it, I think it'll be worth it!
Okay, I am totally going to get my opinion out there. I am a reader,
do my best to be a reviewer when I read books, and I am a new author. This is
also for the other RRA’s out there, or RR’s if you’re not an author. I would
like to say I am a reader first, reviewer (when I read from my kindle), and
author last. I’ll address these as following.
A.
Reader: I have been reading romance for the past
8 solid years. I’ve only learned about reviewing maybe for 2 years. I just read
for the love of reading HEA’s. Okay. I started with Harlequin Romance, moved on
to Blaze, then you know how sometimes in the middle of these books or at the
end there is a ‘GET 2 FREE BOOKS’ or whatever. Okay I did that because well hey
who would turn down 2 FREE books right? Not this girl. Lol. One of the books
was ‘Testing Miss Toogood’ by Stella Cameron (I remember because I still have
it and I LOVE IT, and the other was a funny contemp (sorry can’t remember), so
I got into Historical Regency, the Scottish, never really cared for Western
Romance, (IDK Y I live I TX lol) And let me tell you my reading went HAYWIRE, I
was buying paperbacks left and right. I was a single Assistant Manager living
with my parents so I was banking and rolling in $$$. I bought Blaze, Silhouette
Romance, SE, Intrigue, EVERY MONTH, (Hey I had to complete the series, you know
they drag that shit out. Go to Owned Paperbacks to see my
book collection.
Okay
I am getting to the point now. When I was just reading for fun. I made sure I
looked at the back cover story BEFORE I bought it. If it didn’t sound
interesting I didn’t buy it. Back then I didn’t have any friends who read like
I do so I couldn’t ever get recommendations and when Amazon recommended it I
most likely got them or I got them from thrift stores that posted on Ammy (you
know the shops that sell it for $0.01 w/ a $3.99 S & H… totally this girl
until I learned the value or royalties, hey I didn’t know any better and hey
back then it was can I spend 40$ on 5 new books, or can I get 10 for the same
price… yada yada that jazz)
And
when I got my kindle, I had to rebuy all the PB’s I had, because I want easy
access! (HAHA Easy access… get it? Lol I’m talking about romance, love, and
writing easy access…yeah never mind, I’m weird) And what books/series these
authors I’ve read I’ve ventured out. I.E Lora Leigh has her Nauti series, I had
those in PB, okay, I didn’t know much when I got the kindle, but at the end
where it says ‘did you like this book? Review/share…’ then it gave you ‘other
books by Lora Leigh’ and it showed her BREED series (kinda sorta a shifter
series –wolf-coyote-lion-Bengal-etc., except they didn’t shift, it was DNA…
yeah anyway) so I bought the first in the series and BAM I was hooked. Now
there’s like 27 books, and I’ll continue this series even as I’ve read some of
her One-star reviews saying it’s the same as before just different characters.
(FYI I WAS LIVID @ reading this… y’all have no idea. I was like WTF! You didn’t
just say BS. WHERE’S MY CAST IRON SKILLET- I’s NEED TO SMACK a BITCH! I was
offended. As a big fan and reader I was very upset. The story line is really
good and you want to know these characters because they are unique and have
their own story to tell within the BIG PICTURE of the series. Its different
characters in each book but the BIG PICTURE… it’s too much to say... needless I
was pissed… ok carrying on.)
When
I learned about reviews and how to post them etc. I started reading the
reviews, but that never really swayed me whether to buy the book or not because
there could be 10 bad ones and 5 good ones and it’s like a gamble. I don’t care
about reviews, it the story sounds good, I’m gonna get it and read it. Then I
look at the cover, hey covers aren’t ALL THAT, if you read historicals, uh
hello they used the same guy in like EVERY book. Sauvé dark brown hair good
looking blah blah blah. Hence, don’t just a book by the cover. So I read for
the enjoyment of romance, no offense author friends, but every romance moral is
the same, GUY, GIRL, shit they gotta get through to get to their HEA. Whether
it be series, stand alones etc. It’s each author’s imagination on how they get
their characters to that HEA, I hate cliff hangers but only if I have to wait
months ugh.
But
hey I love anticipation and love it when I’m waiting months and I’m reading
100’s of books in between then all of a sudden I’m looking up an Ammy, and it’s
like WHAT! THIS SHIT’s BEEN OUT FOR A FEW WEEKS ALREADY WTF!!!! ONE CLICK THIS
BITCH NOW!!! Lol I have to say I’ve spent roughly $10,000 in 8 years buying
PB’s and eBooks. (Looks off to the side hopefully family and hubby never sees
this lol uh, FYI I was single when I bought most PB’s and I didn’t give a shit
when I was with my ex, LO-WHO-SA-HER!))
And
prices…. If you bought paperbacks before all this eBook phenomenon, you know
they aren’t cheap. Those serial Blaze, Harlequin Silhouette, are like $3.99+,
the normal 6x4’s are $7.99 and your 9x6’s or 8x5’s are most likely $10-15, not
including tax. I never base a book on price. If it’s eBook, if it’s $0.99, I’m
like WHOA! BOUGHT, and if I read it, and I love it (which I normally do), it’s
like damn, these books are so worth the price of whatever Pb format that use. Although I think big name pub’s put
their eBook for $.6.99-7.99 if they are normally $15 but what I don’t get is
how reader’s won’t buy the kindle/nook book if it’s not cheap, like $.99-$1.99
or whatever. Does it really matter the price? Or am I the only ‘TRUE ROMANCE READER‘(‘TRR’)
out there? That just boggles my mind. Besides, I’ve read books that these
author, normally INDIE authors, that sell their books for $0.99-3.99 and I am
telling you, they ought to be selling for a regular price PB of $6.99-7.99.
Anyways,
when did buying books, whether they be PB or eBook become a hater’s world?
Since becoming an author myself, I have made a lot of author friends, and I
admit, I would go read their reviews, even their one-star’s and I have to say,
the women, or girls or if you a guy …O_O who leave a bad review, honestly, if
you’re gonna talk shit, go to the toilet and flush that shit. Don’t slam an
author because you think, OMG, they are writing the same thing everyone else is
writing. Well no, they aren’t. They have a different back ground, different mindset
to each book/series. I actually read one recently that said quote “new girl
meets hot boy. Or new boy meets hot girl, ‘of course the girl doesn’t think
she’s pretty, she’s too insecure… INSTANT LOVE, Adventure to defeat bad
guy….okay adventures over, let’s make out and spend the rest of our boring
lives in each other’s arms… you thought it was over? HAHA UNTIL NEXT TIME…. If
authors want to use this pattern, whatever go ahead. I dare, but at least
create an ORIGINAL storyline…” I’ll stop there because this bitch was seriously
pissing me the fuck off. No I won’t mention what book or author.
When
did writing this hater shit become the base of a romance reader’s life? I am
what you call a “TRR”. I will honestly give a book a shot if I read the back
and it sounds good/interesting. I love to read romance. All types. HEA is a
must. MC, Paranormal, Contemp, Suspense, like I said, GUY, GIRL, DEAL WITH
THEIR SHIT, HEA, THIS CHICK IS SOLD and I’m one clicking. And if I am in
serious L- O- V- E, I buy the PB. That simple. I am a happily married women
with two beautiful kids and my reading gives me an escape to a world of
intrigue mystery… it’s like watching movies… Most of the time, when I read, the
book comes alive and plays a video in my head. I read more adult books
(Historical and Contemp). I.E. Maya Banks, Lauren Dane, Lora Leigh, Cindy
Gerard, Candace Camp, Lisa Kleypas (LOVE), Jaci Burton, Rebecca Zanetti,
Victoria Alexander. Trust me, I can go on… check out my (INSERT BOOK COLLECTION
PG). This is where I get in the reviewing portion.
B.
I didn’t start actually reviewing books, until
about 1 1/2maybe two years ago. I’ve only had a kindle that long, that’s when I
really started. But not as a serial reviewer. Sorry, this bitch has a full time
job, part time job, two tots and a hubby I gotta take care of. Ain’t nobody got
time for that. Most of the time. Okay. I will say if I don’t like a book, or
actually if I don’t get into a book, I will either put it away or put under a
certain ‘kindle collection: EH, Read L8er) FYI, I couldn’t get into it, I’m
moving on, if I have NOTHING to read (HA I have over 200 TBR’s, I always have
something) Or if I want to get in the right mood, I.E. If I read a whole bunch
of erotic, skipping into a YA takes some time for me to adjust so I’ll read a
book or two that I’ve read before getting into that mindset, same as NA, I am
not a big fan of YA or NA, I only read a select few, doesn’t mean I won’t try
new authors, but I have to get into that mind frame. Anyway, if I still can’t
get into it, I will just rate it a 3-star and just leave it at that. I don’t
bother to review the book, because just because I didn’t care for it or didn’t particularly
like it, doesn’t mean the next chick/girl/woman won’t. That and if I’m not
gonna finish the book, I won’t review it anyways. It wouldn’t be fair or right
to the author or reader because I didn’t finish it.
IDK
if my rating is included in the rating of books, but I never leave a less than
3 star, and that’s most likely because I didn’t finish the book. I don’t read
what isn’t interesting to me. I know my own personal reading tastes and I might
venture out every once in a while, (Gotta have more than one type of cupcake!)
but I stick to what I love to read. Even well-known published authors, I’ve
read some that have not really gripped me recently, their newer books just are
not getting my attention. But I do buy them because I might get in a slump,
need something to read, and you know their books whether they are eBook or not,
it’s the same as PB, $7.99+, I support them and INDIE authors. I do my best to
leave an honest review. And it doesn’t have to be an author I’ve friended or
talked to, so I want to leave 5-stars, no I won’t do leave an untrue review.
Like
I said before, I am a READER first and foremost. I can be a FANGIRL, and I
swear when I meet some of these author’s I’ve friended or even not friended but
LOVE their books- I WILL GO APE SHIT FANGIRL I WANNA FOLLOW YOU HOME AND STALK
YOU type reader. I am not gonna write shit or hate on them because I don’t
necessarily like their book/series. THIS IS A 0 TOLERANCE BULLY READ/REVIEW
girl and like I said before, I get pissed when I read some of these reviews.
And like the old saying goes, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, shut the
fuck up, keep your pie hole zipped and carry the fuck on.” Yeah I totally
modernized that SHIZNIT! Lol. Is it that hard for you reviewers? If you don’t
like a book, you have to get on GR, Ammy, B&N, wherever you post your
reviews and honestly shit on these authors’ babies. Because that’s what they
are to them. They’ve taken their time and have a vast imagination that they
want to share with you. If you don’t like it, put it in your NEVER READ AGAIN
collection and move on. You might not like it but maybe your daughter or mother
might. If there’s share compatibility, do it. Don’t return the book. Honestly?
Don’t buy it, review it same day (whether you like it or not) and return it for
what? You’re fucking $1.24 back? INSERT EYE ROLL HERE. These authors, whether
they are well-known big publishers names on their cover or INDIE, most of them,
this is their career, it’s what they do, it’s their job like my job is an EXPO
at chili’s. BE KIND! BE THOUGHTFUL. Don’t leave a hateful review. As I said
before, if you read romance like I read romance, GUY, GIRL, OBSTACLES, HEA.
Everytime. Everybook. NA, YA, PRN, Erotica, Suspense, Contemp, Historical,
whatever other types there are.
I
never base buying on reviews. For the first 6 years of reading, I was
absolutely clueless about reviews, and honestly I don’t care. I buy books for
me. If I read it on my kindle, and whether or not I leave a review, if I like
it, I share/recommend it. If whoever sees it, says ‘ooohhh…new book, lemme read
the background on it... if I like, I buy. Etc.) I don’t like reading bad
reviews or posting bad reviews. Remember that 0 TOLERANCE BULLY READ/REVIEW
thing from before. Yeah remember that. I really feel like I should comment on
some of them and HATE right the FUCK back. But then I don’t want my ammy prime
to be rescinded or whatever… hey I buy WAAAAY too many books for one bitch to
fuck it up.
I’ll
get brave one day. Lol
So
TO THE HATIN’-SHIT-TALKING-NO-TRUE-BLUE- TRR’s out there, watch that bad
mouthing. Ain’t yo momma taught you some fucking manners?
C.
Okay. This is about being an author. Like I said
before, I am a reader first and always. I have been an author for only a short
amount of time. And for me, honestly, for those who have read my book and love
it, I appreciate the support. If you don’t like it, I am sorry that it wasn’t
to your liking but don’t hate on me because of it. Unlike most INDIE authors
out there, I have a full time job at Chili’s and writing is a pleasure of mine.
I write what I read, and I read what I write. GUY, GIRL, SHIT they gotta
through, HEA. It’s a romance. You want to leave a bad review? Go ahead, what
you think doesn’t matter because there are tons others that love it and one bad
review or other reviews that aren’t buying inspiring isn’t going to make me
cry, maybe a little upset, because you didn’t like it, I understand if you
can’t get into it or if it’s not really your type of book. I am an INDIE
author, and I have much to learn. I have INDIE author friends who have helped
me out tremendously and are great mentors, so I hope to be better with each new
book. I write ADULT contemporary romance. I.E. (Think, Maya, Lauren, or Lora...
that’s the type I write, or inspire to write). I would love everyone to enjoy
the books I write because I love writing. I haven’t gotten horrible reviews (I
don’t have that many lol but), or at least I don’t think they are horrible and
they have been promising. I am not good at marketing or promoting, I am
clueless. So I understand coming from a reader’s mind that my book isn’t what
they are looking for. I am sorry. I try to write to inspire and make people
aware. My books are of full figured women too. Like Love Came Back, is
based on a young woman who has dealt with domestic abuse and to get to her HEA
she has to overcome and beat her past into submission. My next one, Anchor Me,
is about a heroine who gets violently raped, and the hero gets captured (Navy SEAL)
and they both have PTSD or that’s the ‘thing’ they have to overcome. I want to
bring awareness to REAL life issues. Human trafficking, adoption, kidnapping, single
parenthood, etc. I’m not going to get hurt by bad reviews… yes, I would love to
just write as a career, but I can’t afford to, yet. OR I could, but struggling
is a no-go, and this chick has BOOKS to buy. Feel me? Lol
So, yeah. That’s my post. I have been thinking about this stuff for a
while and I finally made it a point to get it out. If you don’t like what I
post, stop following me, UNFRIEND me on Facebook, if you think I’m gonna cry in
my bedroom like a pussy, you thought wrong. I have thick ass skin. If you see
my pic, and think I’m too ugly and fat to be writing and I should stop (I.E. An
author friend had posted a tweet that said something to that effect… can’t
remember the author friend, sorry), you know what I say to that, MAN THE FUCK
UP AND SUCK MY LADY BALLS, because all that negativity, hating, bad vibes and
karma shit, just ain’t gonna fly and I don’t want or need it. (FYI, KARMA IS A
BITCH PEEPS) I write for those who love a good, sexy, steamy romance and enjoy
the HEA.
GUY, GIRL, SHIT TO DEAL, HEA…. EVERY BOOK, EVERY TIME, EVERY GENRE….. As
long as there is a HEA, what can go wrong?
